Best Selling Santa Diet Blankets

Santa Is a Feminist! For sure, you know Mrs. Claus runs the show up at the North Pole, and Santa is a respectful feminist king!

I hope you've been good this year, because Trash Santa's got some goodies to gift this Christmas! You know what they say, another mans trash is Trash Santas' treasure.

Hide your plants, leave out your boxes and don't forget the lint rollers, because Santa Paws is coming to your home! This Christmas Kitty is like Santa Claus, fluffy, big and white, except you probably don't want the "presents" he leaves on your doorstep. Get into some seasonal shenanigans with your furry best friend with this Christmas Cat blanket.

Evil Santa be like, You better pout, you better shout and you better cry! Show off your love for Santa, memes and the holidays with this funny evil santa, meme, parody design.

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Santa Daddy hurry down the chimney tonight! Show off your love for sexy Santas and daddies with this cute and cheeky, Santa daddy blanket, home decor!

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

He's makin a list and checkin' it twice! Santa Frog is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this funny, froggy holiday design!

He's makin a list and checkin' it twice! Santa Frog is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this funny, froggy holiday design!

I believe in Santa Claus, like I believe in love. Gear up for the holidays and get ready for the Christmas season. Get holly jolly hammered at a sweater party or just get Chris Kringle Krunk with your merry old self. This blanket design features an illustration of Santa and the phrase "I Believe.

Have a very Weeaboo Christmas this holiday season. This funny Christmas blanket is inspired by Japanese anime. Get a laugh out of friends at an ugly sweater christmas party or holiday get together. This design features an illustration of an anime Santa and the phrase "Santa is my Senpai.

Honk with Christmas cheer with this funny, "Honk Honk Honk" Christmas, goose parody design with an illustration of a goose dressed as Santa! Perfect for being a goofy goose, honking, and animal puns.

The big guy in the red seems kinda sus. Show off your holly, jolly gamer side with this cute and funny, "Among Us", festive, Santa, parody Christmas shirt design.

Weird Santa to creep out friends and family this holiday season. Get this creepy dirty joke Santa shirt featuring the phrase I have a huge package for you!

Oh laws he comin' to town! Oh lawd here comes that jolly ol' St. Nick, with his bag of toys and holiday joys! Show off your love for Santa, the holiday season, and the "oh lawd he comin'" "chonk" meme with this funny, festive, absolute unit Santa Claus blanket / home decor!

You won't let anyone tell you otherwise, You believe in Santa. Get ready for the holiday season with this fancy christmas design that says "First Things I'm The Realest".

Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!

Show your love of flesh with this stylish design featuring meat from all sorts of dead things! Be proud of your diet and your carnivorous side!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

This sassy Santa shirt is a joke on I don't think you're ready for this jelly, but christmas themed with a sassy santa claus sayin I don't think you're ready for this jolly. This Christmas shirt is perfect for fans of Santa memes, christmas quotes and christmas movies.

Happy Swolidays! Be fit for the holidays with this santa lifting design! Don't just lift weights, lift spirits!

Indulge your sweet tooth with this adorable vanilla sprinkle blanket! This cupcake inspired cute and delicious blanket is completely diet friendly and has zero calories.

Indulge your sweet tooth with this adorable strawberry sprinkle blanket! This cupcake inspired cute and delicious blanket is completely diet friendly and has zero calories.

Indulge your sweet tooth with this adorable chocolate sprinkle blanket! This cupcake inspired cute and delicious blanket is completely diet friendly and has zero calories.

If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

Be sure to follow your daily nutrition requirements. Or you can just say f*ck it and eat a pizza. Choose delicious over nutritious in this Pizza Pyramid design.

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.